Studio People Are Idiots. Until

I Lost That Excitement I Had When I First Started Out. It Was All About The Need To Just Get A Job, And So I Found The Joy Again When I Was Writing Deuce Bigelow. I Was Laughing So Hard And Along With My Writing Partner At The Time, Simply Laughing Until We Cried

I Want To Make Films That Make People Laugh Hard, And I Am Not Afraid To Walk Away From This Business Tomorrow.

Sharks Are Like Dogs. They Only Bite When You Touch Their Private Parts.

Women Always Feel Like They're Being Stared At And Judged, And Rightfully So

First Of All, Weren't All The Best Beatings In The Trailer For 'the Passion Of The Christ'? I Hate When The Trailer Gives Away All The Best Stuff.