I'm The Most Unromantic Lump

Take My Wife... Please. I'm Not Saying She's Ugly, But When She Went To See A Horror Film, The Audience Thought She Was Making A Personal Appearance.

Marriage Is An Institution And That's Where A Couple Finishes Up.

My Mother-in-law Fell Down A Wishing Well. I Was Amazed; I Never Knew They Worked.

I've Got A Friend Who Is A Lion Tamer. He Used To Be A School Teacher Till He Lost His Nerve.

The Mother-in-law Had An Accident At Work. A Hot Rivet Dropped Down Her Drawers And She Fell Off The Oil Rig.