Stop It, Mom, You're Making

It Never Made Sense For You To Love Me.

I Tried To Remember How To Exhale. I Had To Look Away Before It Came Back To Me.

Despite My Best Efforts I’ve Seen You Naked Before – Doesn’t Do Much For Me So No Worries.

I’ve Never Tried To Keep A Specific Person Alive Before, And It’s Much More Troublesome Than I Would Have Believed. But That’s Probably Just Because It’s You. Ordinary People Seem To Make It Through The Day Without So Many Catastrophes.

So, Did You Stab Edward Cullen With A Pencil Or What? I've Never Seen Him Act Like That.