Stem Cells Are Like Toenail

Dilbert: You Joined The "flat Earth Society?" Dogbert: I Believe The Earth Must Be Flat. There Is No Good Evidence To Support The So-called "round Earth Theory." Dilbert: I Think Christopher Columbus Would Disagree. Dogbert: How Convenient That Your Best Witness Is Dead.

The Surest Way To Identify Those Who Won't Succeed At Weight Loss Is That They Tend To Say Things Like "my Goal Is To Lose Ten Pounds." Weight Targets Often Work In The Short Run. But If You Need Willpower To Keep The Weight Off, You're Doomed In The Long Run. The Only Way To Succeed In The Long Run Is By Using A System That Bypasses Your Need For Willpower.

No Matter How Many Times I Visit New York City, I Am Always Struck By The Same Thing - A Yellow Taxicab.

The Dilbert Principle: People Are Idiots.

There Are Very Few Personal Problems That Cannot Be Solved Through A Suitable Application Of High Explosives.