The Computer Cuts My Production

The Creator Of The Universe Works In Mysterious Ways. But He Uses A Base Ten Counting System And Likes Round Numbers.

Sadness Is Just Another Word For Not Enough Coffee.

The Job Isn't Done Until You've Blamed Someone For The Parts That Went Wrong.

He Was Tenser Than Jesse Jackson On Father's Day.

Great Minds Don't Think Alike. If They Did, The Patent Office Would Only Have About Fifty Inventions.