Stan Said He Used To

The Most Important Thing For Old Guys Is Never Start Going Down The Stairs Sideways.

I Was The Class Clown, You Know, That Kind Of Thing, And I Gathered Around Me A Group Of Guys Who Also Were Silly. I Was In All The Plays And Everything. But I Don't Know, At That Time Show Businesses Looked Like The Moon, You Know, It Was So Far Away. I Wanted To Be A Radio Announcer.

I Loved To Fall Down.

If You Spend Your Life Thinking, "i Wonder If Today Is When It Ends," You're Going To Miss Out On Everything Wonderful.

When I Auditioned For 'bye Bye Birdie' On Broadway, Gower Champion Said, 'you've Got The Job!' I Said, 'mr. Champion, I Can't Dance.' He Said, 'we'll Teach You What You Need To Know.'