If You Spend Your Life

I Could Probably Play An Alcoholic. I've Had Some Experience With That.

A Producer Came To Me About Doing A Memoir, And At First I Thought, "well, It's A Little Bland." But Then I Realized That Almost Everything That's Happened To Me Was The Result Of Being In The Right Place At The Right Time. And I Thought "well, Luck Has A Lot To Do With It," So I Wrote It From That Perspective.

You Can Spread Jelly On The Peanut Butter But You Can't Spread Peanut Butter On The Jelly.

One Day In '61, I Was Looking In The Santa Monica Phone Book For A Number, And There It Was: Stan Laurel, Ocean Avenue In Santa Monica. I Went Over There And Spent The Afternoon With Them. And Pumped Him With Questions. I Must Have Driven Him Crazy. I Spent A Lot Of Happy Hours At Stan's House On Sundays Just Talking About Comedy.

Anyone Who Doesn't Sing And Dance At Every Opportunity Is Missing Out On The Joy Of Life.