Sing Like Nobody Can Hear

I Was A 'laurel And Hardy' Nut. I Got To Know Laurel At The End Of His Life, And It Was A Great Thrill For Me. He Left Me His Bow Tie And Derby And Told Me That If They Ever Made A Movie About Him, He'd Want Me To Play Him.

I Watch 'al Jazeera.' They Have News That You Can't Find Anywhere Else. They Do Great Documentaries, Too.

There Aren't Many Pratfalls In Comedy Anymore.

They Did Ask Me To Do 'dancing With The Stars;' I Said I Can Do One Show, But On That Show You Have To Come Up With A New Number Every Week, And I Told Them That I Think I'm A Little Past That Stage.

Hope Is Life's Essential Nutrient, And Love Is What Gives Life Meaning