Speaking Purely From A Musical

Once You Kill A Cow, You Gotta Make A Burger

You Think I'm Going To Ask These Sweet 14 Year Olds To Ask Their Parents To Buy A $100 Ticket Then Run Around In Latex And Lip Sync? No Way.

Love Is An Interesting Thing.

I Wanted To Be A Skinny Little Ballerina But I Was A Voluptuous Little Italian Girl Whose Dad Had Meatballs On The Table Every Night.

I Would Stare Into The Bright Lights And Imagine I Could Do Anything. Be Anything. And I Would Tell Myself It Would Be Me Up There One Day.