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People Who Enjoy Waving Flags Don't Deserve To Have One.

I Just Wanna Make The World A Better-looking Place. If You Don't Like It, You Can Paint Over It!

If You Want Someone To Be Ignored Then Build A Life-size Bronze Statue Of Them And Stick It In The Middle Of Town. It Doesn't Matter How Great You Were, It'll Always Take An Unfunny Drunk With Climbing Skills To Make People Notice You.

People Who Get Up Early In The Morning Cause War, Death And Famine.

Gaza Is Often Described As 'the World's Largest Open Air Prison' Because No-one Is Allowed To Enter Or Leave. But That Seems A Bit Unfair To Prisons - They Don’t Have Their Electricity And Drinking Water Cut Off Randomly Almost Every Day.