Soon, I'm Going To Meet

Aristotle Said, Love Is Composed Of A Single Soul Inhabiting Two Bodies. Isn't That A Three-way?

I Just Had A Pedicure. My Feet Are Soft Like A Baby's Behind. If His Ass Was Covered In Calluses.

If I Ever Die, I Want It To Be Cause I Got Hit By A Car Saving A Kid.

I Was On Entourage Last Week Smoking A Bong And Making Out With Hookers And I Did Show Them That Before, Cause It Wasn't A Hard 'r' Cause A Lot Of People Are Watching That Show That They Know, Not My Little One - She's 12, But Very Sophisticated So It's An Unusual Case.

I Think When You Dissect A Joke Too Much, You Have Ruined Whatever There Is In Comedy.