Sometimes You're Not Sure About

There Are Members Of The London Press Who Seek To Antagonise Me, Deliberately.

You Have To Put All The Criticism Of This Club Down To Jealousy. United Have Produced More Players Who Have Played For Their Country, More World-class Players And More Players Who Have Won European Footballer Of The Year Than Any Other Team In This Country, So We Must Be Doing Something Right.

Scholes Was Probably The Best English Midfielder Since Bobby Charlton. He Was Such A Brilliant Long Passer That He Could Choose A Hair On The Head Of Any Team-mate Answering The Call Of Nature At Our Training Ground. Gary Neville Once Thought He Had Found Refuge In A Bush, But Scholesy Found Him From 40 Yeards. He Inflicted A Similar Long-range Missile Strike, Once, On Peter Schmeichel, And Was Chased Round The Training Ground For His Impertinence. Scholesy Would Have Made A First Class-sniper.

Hard Work Will Always Overcome Natural Talent When Natural Talent Does Not Work Hard Enough.

Ronaldo Could Play For Millwall, Qpr, Doncaster Rovers Or Anyone And He'd Score A Hat-trick. I'm Not Sure Messi Could Do It. Ronaldo's Got Two Feet, He's Quick, He's Good In The Air And He's Brave, Though Messi's Brave Too Of Course. I Just Think Messi Is A Barcelona Player.