Sometimes You Forget You're Famous.

I Don't Have A Show Anymore. I Don't Have A Check Coming In Every Week. This Is Important To Me, I Got To Score A Million Tonight Or It Could All Be Over.

Marriage And Fatherhood Heighten The Disillusion That We All Think We Are Born Handy. We Confidently Believe That We Can Fix Things Around The House, As If It's Part Of The Collective Brain That Was Further Enhanced By Eighth-grade Shop Class.

But I Really Believe That If You Have The Ability, There Is An Obligation To Make People Laugh

Humor's A Weapon If You Want To Make It One.

I Was Influenced By Every Comedian I Ever Saw Work. That's The Only Way You Learn How To Do It.