Humor's A Weapon If You

But I Really Believe That If You Have The Ability, There Is An Obligation To Make People Laugh

Don't Be Silly And Don't Waste Your Time.

You May Not Think I'm A Sex Symbol, But I Became A Father At The Age Of 48. Now Young People Think Of Me As A Mini-folk Hero Because It's Difficult For Them To Believe A Man Of My Age Is Sexually Active.

Women Are More Emotional. They Do Get Flustered. Which Is Not To Say That Men Are Better Than They. It's Simply The Way It Is.

Well, If You’re A Native Chicagoan, You Know How Dumb He [dr. Robert Hartley] Is. He Gets On The Ravenswood El, He Goes Past His Stop On Sheridan Road, He Gets Off In Evanston, Where The El Is On The Ground, And Then He Walks Back 55 Blocks To His Apartment. Now, Would You Want To Have That Man As A Psychologist? A Man Who Misses His Stop Every Day?