Sometimes, Very Occasionally, You Do

One Thing Is Certain In Life. Just When Things Are Going Well, Soon Afterward They Are Certain To Go Wrong. It's Just The Way Things Are Meant To Be.

I Was Born Illegitimately And Almost Immediately, As I Understand It, Placed In An Orphanage. So My Very Earliest Memories Were In An Orphanage. It Was The Tag End Of The Great Depression When I Was Born. People Were Desperately Poor.

I Am Essentially An Entertainer And A Storyteller.

Sometimes, Very Occasionally, You Do Your Best Boxing With Your Mouth.

Sometimes In Life Doing What We Shouldn't Do Is The Emergency