Sometimes The Unexpected Happens When

There Are Two Kinds Of Leaders: Those Who Are Interested In The Flock, And Those Who Are Interested In The Fleece.

The Honeymoon Is The Only Period When A Woman Isn't Trying To Reform Her Husband.

The Three Chief Causes Of Divorce Are Men, Women, And Marriage.

Laugh And The World Laughs With You; Cry -- And The World Laughs Harder.

Only One Man Has The Right To Boast, And That's The Man Who Never Does.