Sometimes, If You Really Don't

Wouldn’t It Be Great To See A Line In All Movie Credits That Truthfully Says, “nobody Was Harmed In The Making Of This Film, And At The Cast Party, All Animals Got A Belly Belly Belly Rub”.

I Think When You Take Off That Jacket And They See That ‘i Love Grandma’ T-shirt, They’re Going To Rip Your Heart Out.

A Man Who Was Loved By 300 Woman Singled Me Out To Live With Him. Why? I Was The Only One Without A Cat.

I Have Always Put My Own Money Into Tails Of Joy. For Years, Every Time A Dog Walked By, My Husband Would Say, 'there Goes Our Beach House.'

As For Being A Voice In Politics, I Feel Whether You Are Famous Or Not, Busy Or Not, It's Incumbent Upon Every Citizen To Participate In This Government In Any Way We Can.