Pigs Are Smarter Than Dogs,

I Deliver Very Traditionally, And People Aren't Threatened. I Think If I Cursed Or Seemed Wilder, I Couldn't Get Away With The Amount Of Very Opinionated Politics I Get Away With.

A Man Who Was Loved By 300 Woman Singled Me Out To Live With Him. Why? I Was The Only One Without A Cat.

I'd Much Rather See Richard Pryor Or Jackie Mason In A Theater Than In A Club.

For A Single Woman, Preparing For Company Means Wiping The Lipstick Off The Milk Carton.

Horse Racing Is Waning In Popularity.