Sometimes I Say Things That

So Much Of What I Say Gets Sensationalized And Journalists Have To Report On Scandal Because That's What People Are Hungry To Read About.

Well Let Me Tell You What [high School Musical] Is Really About. High School Musical Is About This Group Of Boys Who Are All Being Molested By The Basketball Coach, Who Is Zac Efron's Dad. It's About Them Struggling To Cope With This Molestation. And They Have These Little Girlfriends, Who Are Their Beards. Oh, And Somehow There's Music Involved. You Have To Get Stoned To Watch It.

I Like The Bad-boy Types. Generally The Guy I'm Attracted To Is The Guy In The Club With All The Tattoos And Nail Polish. He's Usually The Lead Singer In A Punk Band And Plays Guitar. But My Serious Boyfriends Are Relatively Clean-cut, Nice Guys. So It's Strange.

I've Actually Stopped Tinting My Windows Because The Paparazzi Look For Trucks And Cars With Supertinted Windows.

I Played With Barbies But I Used To Decapitate Them. I Used To Take Their Heads Off Then Dye Their Hair And Do Weird Things.