I Don't Really Resent Being

I Personally Always Find Something Really Scary About Watching Little Girls Learning To Manipulate Their Dads By Baby Talking. Then They Grow Up And Use The Same Technique On Their Boyfriends Or Husbands. That Scares Me Because It's Just So Sick On So Many Levels.

I Have No Friends And I Never Leave My House.

Well, I'm Clearly Not Ugly.

You Have To Assume Everything Is Going To End Up Online, Even If You're Alone In A Hotel Elevator.

What Distracts Me From My Reality Is Bigfoot. They Are My Celebrities.