Someone Once Asked Me What

An Actor Can Spew Out Thoughts, But They're Not All Gold.

I Think I'm Funny Because My Family, My Siblings Were Funny.

People Have Very Specific Opinions Of Comedy. Slapstick Was An Art Form In The '20s And The Lowest Form Of Show Business In The '50s. Who's Right, Who's Wrong? Who's An Idiot, Who's Not?

I Pretend I'm One Of The Royal Family When I'm In A Hotel And That The Hotel Belongs To Me - It Is A Palace.

All These Things That Enter Your Head Are Assignments. You Write Them Up And Then Throw Them Out There And If Someone Wants To Do It, Your Assignment Is Done.