All You're Trying To Do

My Mother Was The Concert Master Of The Symphony. Absurdity And Eccentricity Were Not Criticized.

A Few Years Ago, I Won A Tony For Little Me And I Learned Two Important Lessons From That Experience. 1. Fair-weather Friends Are So Much More Interesting To Be Around And 2. It's Amazing What This Award Fetches On E-bay.

Comedy Is A Weird Thing. You Have To Understand, It's The Weirdest Thing You Can Do. There's No Consensus. It's Not Like... People Say, "i Saw Saving Private Ryan, And That Scene On The Beach Is Just So Moving." I Can't Imagine Anyone Who Would Say "i Don't Find That Moving!" But You Can Show, Whether It's Laurel & Hardy Or The Three Stooges Or Jiminy Glick In Lalawood, Some People Are Going To Look At It And Say "that's The Funniest Thing I've Ever Seen." Some People Will Say "i Don't Get It." Who's Right, Who's Wrong?

Ill Give You An Idea Of How Jewish Mel Brooks Is: Thats A Nose Job.

I've Chosen To Treat My Life More Like A Party Than Something To Stress About.