Some Programming Languages Manage To

Every Program Has (at Least) Two Purposes: The One For Which It Was Written And Another For Which It Wasn't.

Once You Understand How To Write A Program Get Someone Else To Write It.

In The Long Run, Every Program Becomes Rococo, And Then Rubble.

Because Of Its Vitality, The Computing Field Is Always In Desperate Need Of New Cliches: Banality Soothes Our Nerves.

Fortran Is Not A Flower But A Weed - It Is Hardy, Occasionally Blooms, And Grows In Every Computer.