Some People Lose All Respect

[footnote:]each Male Has From 2 To 790 Females With Whom He Discusses Current Events. Of These He Marries From 3 To 17.

The Moral Of The Story Of The Pilgrims Is That If You Work Hard All Your Life And Behave Yourself Every Minute And Take No Time Out For Fun You Will Break Practically Even, If You Can Borrow Enough Money To Pay Your Taxes.

I Borrow To Pay My Honest Debts And Not To Squander Foolishly. What's More, I Confine My Borrowing To Those Who Can Well Afford It. I Don't Go Around Sponging On Widows And Orphans Unless They Have Plenty.

A Few Cobras In Your Home Will Soon Clear It Of Rats And Mice. Of Course, You Will Still Have The Cobras.

A Hermit Is Simply A Person To Whom Civilization Has Failed To Adjust Itself.