Some People Lose All Respect

The Stork Is Voiceless Because There Is Really Nothing To Say.

The Hippopotamus Looks Monogamous- He Looks As If He Would Have To Be.

I Borrow To Pay My Honest Debts And Not To Squander Foolishly. What's More, I Confine My Borrowing To Those Who Can Well Afford It. I Don't Go Around Sponging On Widows And Orphans Unless They Have Plenty.

As Darwin Puts It In The Descent Of Man, 'male Snakes, Though Appearing So Sluggish, Are Amorous.' Isn't That Just Like Darwin? It Was One Of His Main Ideas, You Know, That The Males Of Almost All Animals Have Stronger Passions Than The Females. Since Then We've Learned A Thing Or Two. At Any Rate, The Female Snake Is Right There When Spring Arrives In The Woods.

Much Still Remains To Be Learned About His Sex Life Because The Hummingbird Is Quicker Than The Eye.