The Stork Is Voiceless Because

During His Fifteen Years In Italy, Hannibal Never Had Enough Elephants To Suit Him. Most Of The Original Group Succumbed To The Climate, And He Was Always Begging Carthage For More, But The People At Home Were Stingy. They Would Ask If He Thought They Were Made Of Elephants And What Had He Done With The Elephants They Sent Before.

Aristotle Described The Crow As Chaste. In Some Departments Of Knowledge, Aristotle Was Too Innocent For His Own Good.

The Love Bird Is One Hundred Percent Faithful To His Mate-who Is Locked Into The Same Cage.

Etiquette Means Behaving Yourself A Little Better Than Is Absolutely Essential.

The Stork Is Voiceless Because There Is Really Nothing To Say.