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Sometimes The Only Solution Is Figuring Out A Bigger Problem To Focus On.

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I Don't Have To Do Anything For Anyone Else's Benefit Anymore. I Just Want To Exceed My Own Expectations.

Teach Your Kids To Make Deplorable Choices And Hopefully They'll Rebel And Make The Right Ones.