I'm Always Going To Be

Strip Clubs Are Great Places To Meet Interesting People You Only Wanna Know For About 40 Minutes.

Some Girls Look Beautiful With No Makeup On At All. I Call Them Lazy. Now Go Throw Some War Paint On You Bleak Empty Canvas You.

I Love Hecklers. They Remind You That You Are A Comedian.

I'm Going To Hell, Ah... But You're Laughing, So You're Coming.

If You're 1 Of The 3 Girls In Pics With A Greaseball Whose Arms Are Around You At A Club You Lose At Life. If You're The Greaseball You Win.