Some People Are Better Imagined

This Country Was Founded By Religious Nuts With Guns.

West Germans Are Tall, Pink, Pert And Orthodontically Corrected, With Hands, Teeth And Hair As Clean As Their Clothes And Clothes As Sharp As Their Looks. Except For The Fact That They All Speak English Pretty Well, They're Indistinguishable From Americans.

I Went Back To Bumming Around New York, Writing Freelance Stuff For Car & Driver And Such.

Microeconomics Is About Money You Don't Have, And Macroeconomics Is About Money The Government Is Out Of.

The Chinese Had Gunpowder, But It Didn't Occur To Them To Put It In A Gun. They Possessed The Compass But Didn't Go Anywhere. They Invented Paper, Printing, And A Written Form Of Their Language, But Hardly Anyone In China Was Taught To Read.