Los Angeles Is Many Places

Wearing A Hat Implies That You Are Bald If You Are A Man And That Your Hair Is Dirty If You Are A Woman.

Taxi Drivers All Over The World, By The Way, Are Under Newspaper Guild Contract To Give Easy Quotes To Foreign Correspondents.

The Collegiate Idealists Who Fill The Ranks Of The Environmental Movement Seem Willing To Do Absolutely Anything To Save The Biosphere, Except Take Science Courses And Learn Something About It.

Mike Kelly [from The Atlantic] Called Me Up And Said He Could Pay Me Less Money.

Fishing... Is A Sport Invented By Insects And You Are The Bait.