Some Of My Instincts Are

One Doesn't Read Jane Austen; One Re-reads Jane Austen.

...following Mrs. Roosevelt In Search Of Irrationality Was Like Following A Burning Fuse In Search Of An Explosive.

Everyone Detected With Aids Should Be Tattooed In The Upper Forearm, To Protect Common Needle Users, And On The Buttock, To Prevent The Victimization Of Other Homosexuals.

Truth Is A Demure Lady, Much Too Ladylike To Knock You On Your Head And Drag You To Her Cave. She Is There, But People Must Want Her, And Seek Her Out.

If You Had A European Prime Minister Who Experienced What We've Experienced It Would Be Expected That He Would Retire Or Resign.