The Beatles Are Not Merely

In The Hands Of A Skillful Indoctrinator, The Average Student Not Only Thinks What The Indoctrinator Wants Him To Think . . . But Is Altogether Positive That He Has Arrived At His Position By Independent Intellectual Exertion. This Man Is Outraged By The Suggestion That He Is The Flesh-and-blood Tribute To The Success Of His Indoctrinators.

The Beatles Are Not Merely Awful. They Are So Unbelievably Horrible, So Appallingly Unmusical, So Dogmatically Insensitive To The Magic Of The Art, That They Qualify As Crowned Heads Of Anti-music.

Everyone Detected With Aids Should Be Tattooed In The Upper Forearm, To Protect Common Needle Users, And On The Buttock, To Prevent The Victimization Of Other Homosexuals.

Did You Know That Forty Percent Of The Words Used By Shakespeare Were Used By Him Only Once?

I Find It Easier To Believe In God Than To Believe Hamlet Was Deduced From The Molecular Structure Of A Mutton Chop.