Some Men Have No Idea

A Man Spends The First Half Of His Life Learning Habits That Shorten The Other Half.

Life Is Rough For Everyone....life Isn't Always Fair. Whatever It Is That Hits The Fan, Its Never Evenly Distributed - Some Always Tend To Get More Of It Than Others.

I Was Naive, But I Certainly Was Not Duplicitous.

The Real Trick Is To Stay Alive As Long As You Live.

A Husband Is A Man Who Wishes He Had As Much Fun When He Goes On Business Trips As His Wife Thinks He Does.