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Blessed Are They Who Hold Lively Conversations With The Helplessly Mute, For They Shall Be Called Dentists.

At Every Party There Are Two Kinds Of People - Those Who Want To Go Home And Those Who Don't. The Trouble Is, They Are Usually Married To Each Other.

Maturity Is The Art Of Living In Peace With That Which Cannot Be Changed, The Courage To Change That Which Should Be Changed, No Matter What It Takes, And The Wisdom To Know The Difference.

One Out Of Four People In This Country Is Mentally Unbalanced. Think Of Your Three Closest Friends; If They Seem Ok, Then You're The One.

Never Let An Opportunity Pass To Give A Well-deserved Compliment.