At Every Party There Are

Imagine You Had A Bank That Each Morning Credited Your Account With $1,440 - With One Condition: Whatever Part Of The $1,440 You Failed To Use During The Day Would Be Erased From Your Account, And No Balance Would Be Carried Over. What Would You Do? You'd Draw Out Every Cent Every Day And Use It To Your Best Advantage. Well, You Do Have Such A Bank, And Its Name Is Time. Every Morning, This Bank Credits You With 1,440 Minutes. And It Writes Off As Forever Lost Whatever Portion You Have Failed To Invest To Good Purpose.

Most Of Us Would Be Willing To Pay As We Go If We Could Just Finish Paying For Where We've Been.

More Divorces Start In The Bedroom Than In Any Other Room In The House.

Maturity: Be Able To Stick With A Job Until It Is Finished. Be Able To Bear An Injustice Without Having To Get Even. Be Able To Carry Money Without Spending It. Do Your Duty Without Being Supervised.

An Open Marriage Is Nature's Way Of Telling You That You Need A Divorce.