Some Guy Invented Vitamin A

Nobody Wants To Be Called Common People, Especially Common People.

I Know Things Are Going To Get Better In Spite Of Both Sides. Then When Things Do Get Better, Then You'll Hear The Yell That Will Go Up. The Democrats Will Swear That Recovery Was Due To Them. Now The Republicans, They'll Say It Was Due To Them. Nobody Wanted To Claim The Credit For The Country Blowing Up, But Wait Until It Starts Picking Up And They'll Both Be On It Then. See?

Our Country Has Plenty Of Five-cent Cigars, But The Trouble Is They Charge Fifteen Cents For Them.

All I Know Is Just What I Read In The Papers, And That's An Alibi For My Ignorance.

If You Ever Injected Truth Into Politics You Would Have No Politics.