So Help Me, I Won’t

Huge Jackman Has Divorced His Wife And Happened Upon My Picture In Some Old Article And Decided That I'm The Woman For Him? ~ Susan

Didn’t Your Mother Ever Tell You The Only Way To Kill Us Is To Cut Us Into Pieces? You Should Have Brought A Wood Chipper Instead Of A Gun. (wulf)

You Must Have Had Such A Great Childhood With A Man Like That For Your Father. (delphine) Yeah. All Puppy Dogs And Rainbows And Those Weird Furry People With Padded Coat Hangers On Their Heads That Look Like Space Aliens On Acid. (jericho)

What An Alliance, Huh? A Dark-hunter And A Spathi United To Guard An Apollite. Who Would Have Ever Imagined? (wulf) Love Makes Strange Bedfellows. (acheron) I Thought That Was Politics. (wulf) It’s Both. (acheron)

Please, By All The Blessed Saints And Their Bladders, Tell Me You Two Didn’t…have You Lost All Semblance Of Intelligence? (syn)