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I've Been Very Lucky Because I've Always Had Movies To Do. So If I Got Bored Between Shows A Movie Would Turn Up.

I've Never Done A Comedy Club In My Life. It's Weird Because I Don't Have The Same Background As Most Comics. I Don't Have A History Of Going Up And Only Doing Eight Minutes.

Why Do They Call It An Asteroid When It's Outside The Hemisphere, But Call It A Haemorrhoid When It's On The Outside Of Your Ass?

I Think My Securities Far Outweigh My Insecurities. I Am Not Nearly As Afraid Of Myself And My Imagination As I Used To Be.

Where Do You Go When You Die? The Same Place You Were Before You Were Born; Nowhere! It's Over!