Smart Is Knowing If You're

I Never Watched The Oscars. Come On, It's A Fashion Show . . . What Straight Black Man Sits There And Watches The Oscars? Show Me One. And They Don't Recognize Comedy, And You Don't See A Lot Of Black People Nominated, So Why Should I Watch It?

If You See A Black Woman With An Overweight White Man, You Know She Got Effed Up Credit!

I'm In Show Business... I Want To Hang Out With Janet Jackson, Not Jesse Jackson.

Not A Harvard-type Education, Just A Not-sticking-up-a-liquor-store-type Education.

Eddie Murphy Is To Comedians What Nicki Minaj Is To Spanx.