Slow Thinkers Are Part Of

Any Pitcher Who Throws At A Batter And Deliberately Tries To Hit Him Is A Communist.

Friendships Are Forgotten When The Game Begins.

There'll Be A Man On The Moon Before Gaylord Perry Hits A Home Run.

The Lord Taught Me To Love Everybody, But The Last Ones I Learned To Love Were The Sportswriters.

There Are Surprisingly Few Real Students Of The Game In Baseball; Partly Because Everybody, My Eighty-three Year Old Grandmother Included, Thinks They Learned All There Was To Know About It At Puberty. Baseball Is Very Beguiling That Way.