Since My Daughter Is Only

One Woman And One Man Might Have Been Ok In Your Grandmother's Day, But Who Wants To Marry Your Grandmother? Not Even Your Grandfather!

I Hope They Bury Me Near A Strait Man

I've Got The Brain Of A Four Year Old. I'll Bet He Was Glad To Be Rid Of It.

He's So Full Of Alcohol, If You Put A Lighted Wick In His Mouth He'd Burn For Three Days.

Who Are You Going To Believe, Me Or Your Own Eyes?