Shut Up Jas, You Are

As I Have Often Said, She Has Two Styles Of Acting: With Or Without The Beard.

And That's When It Fell Off In My Hand

How Many Times Do We All Have To Do This? Get Up, Go To School, Again? Before Everyone Admits It's A Crap Idea?

I Couldn't Believe It. It Was Unbelievable, That's Why. My Face Was Like A Frozen Fish Finger. All Rigid And Pale. (but Obviously Not With Breadcrumbs On It.)

Watching Tv Mum Said," Do You Miss Your Dad?" And I Said," Who?