Shut Up Jas, You Are

What Is That Song They Are Singing Is It An Old Yorkshire Ditty You Know Like That 'on Ilkley Moor Bar T'at' " Ruby Said "nah It's A Football Song. It Goes 'we Hate Chelsea We Hate Chelsea We Are The Chelsea Haters.

Vaisey Looked Like A Startled Earwig.

I Could Have Quite Literally Snogged Until The Cows Came Home. And When They Came Home I Would Have Shouted, "what Have You Cows Come Home For? Can't You See I'm Snogging, You Stupid Herbivores???

Cor, Love A Duck. And Also Lawks-a-mercy. I Said That Inwardly, But Outwardly I Said, "blimey, And Also, What Larks.

Heathcliff. The "hero" Of Wuthering Heights. Although No One Knows Why. He's Mean, Moody, And Possibly A Bit On The Pongy Side. Cathy Loves Him, Though. She Shows This By Viciously Rejecting Him And Marrying Someone Else For A Laugh. Still, That Is True Love On The Moors For You.