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Every Time I Nostalgically Try To Regain My Liking Of John Mccain, He Reaches Into His Sleaze Bag And Pulls Out Something Malodorous.

While Other Kids Were Out Playing And Doing Healthy Things, I Read An Ancient Judo Book With A Neck Hold That Was Fatal To So Many People They Finally Dropped It From Judo.

I Don't Feel Old. I Feel Like A Young Man That Has Something Wrong With Him.

I'm Not Freakishly Short. I Had, On My Show, Used Shortness As A Joke Subject; It Didn't Really Bother Me.

Meryl Streep Belongs On Anybody's List Of Greats.