Show Me A Guy Who

I Don't Know If Cortisone Is Good For You Or Not. But To Take A Shot Every Other Ball Game Is More Than I Wanted To Do And To Walk Around With A Constant Upset Stomach Because Of The Pills And To Be High Half The Time During A Ball Game Because You're Taking Painkillers ... I Don't Want To Have To Do That.

I Became A Good Pitcher When I Stopped Trying To Make Them Miss The Ball And Started Trying To Make Them Hit It.

Show Me A Guy Who Can't Pitch Inside And I'll Show You A Loser.

I Can't Picture People Talking About Me 50 Years From Now.

If I Could Straighten It Out (his Golf Swing), I'd Be Pitching At Dodger Stadium Tonight.