Should Have Dogs Before They

Last Night, I Went To A Birthday Party, And This Girl Brought A Cake And A Cheesecake. And The Other Girls That Lived In The Apartment, I Swear To God, All Night Long: 'you're Taking That Cake With You When You Go. That Cake's Not Staying In This House.' Like It's This Evil, Hope Diamond, Nuclear, Horrifying Cursed Thing.

Rejection Kills, Disappointment Only Maims.

If You Don't Recognize The Racist Element In The Teabag Movement, You're Either Dishonest, Or You've Never Seen The Teabag Movement, Or Heard Of It, Or Been Acquainted With It In Any Way.

A War Is Going To Destroy Our Economy Even Further. It's Going To Be A Threefold Humanitarian Disaster.

This Dress Exacerbates The Genetic Betrayal That Is My Legacy.