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I Would Rather Be The Man Who Bought The Brooklyn Bridge Than The Man Who Sold It.

Politicians Are Just A Bunch Of Local Bandits, Sent By Their Local Voters To Raid The Public Treasury.

Lobbyists Have More Offices In Washington Than The President. You See, The President Only Tells Congress What They Should Do. Lobbyists Tell'em What They Will Do.

On Prohibiting Anybody From Learning Anything: Why, In Five Years We Would Have The Smartest Race Of People On Earth.

Rumor Travels Faster, But It Don't Stay Put As Long As Truth.