An Ignorant Person Is One

There Are Two Theories To Arguing With A Woman. Neither Works.

You Shouldn't Say Anything Mean About People Who Can't Read. You Should Write It Instead.

Just Read The Farm Relief Bill. It's Just A Political Version Of Einstein's Last Theory. If A Farmer Could Understand It, He Certainly Would Know More Than To Farm. He Would Be A Professor At Harvard.

Golf Is A Wonderful Exercise. You Can Stand On Your Feet For Hours, Watching Somebody Else Putt.

Every Man Is Ignorant - Just On Different Subjects.