She Touched My Hand What

Hey Buddy, Don't You Be No Square, If You Can't Find A Partner Use A Wooden Chair.

The First Car I Bought Was The Most Beautiful Car I've Ever Seen. It Was Secondhand, But I Parked It Outside Of My Hotel The Day I Got It. I Sat Up All Night, Just Lookin' At It.

I Don't Think I'm Bad For People. If I Did Think I Was Bad For People, I Would Go Back To Driving A Truck, And I Really Mean This.

I Wiggle My Shoulders, I Shake My Legs, I Walk Up And Down The Stage, I Hop Around On One Foot. But I Never Bump And Grind. Why, That's Vulgar. I'd Never Do Anything Vulgar Before An Audience. My Mother Would Never Allow It.

When You Get Down To The Nitty Gritty, Isn't It A Pity That In This Big City Not One Little Bitty Man Will Admit That He Could Have Been A Little Wrong.