She Sleeps Alone At Last.

The Wise Man Thinks Once Before He Speaks Twice.

If You Are One Of The Hewers Of Wood And Drawers Of Small Weekly Paychecks, Your Letters Will Have To Contain Some Few Items Of News Or They Will Be Accounted Dry Stuff.... But If You Happen To Be Of A Literary Turn Of Mind, Or Are, In Any Way, Likely To Become Famous, You May Settle Down To An Afternoon Of Letter-writing On Nothing More Sprightly In The Way Of News Than The Shifting Of The Wind From South To South-east.

Defining And Analyzing Humor Is A Pastime Of Humorless People.

Charlemagne Either Died Or Was Born Or Did Something With The Holy Roman Empire In 800.

An Ardent Supporter Of The Hometown Team Should Go To A Game Prepared To Take Offense, No Matter What Happens.