She Kind Of Reminds One

The Most Used Appliance In Our House Is My 10-year-old Son Leon's Xbox.

We Had The Boy's Name Picked Out, But We Didn't Have A Girl's. When He Turned Out To Be A Boy, We Were So Relieved. Literally, In The Middle Of Contracting And Pushing, And With My Wife Being Drugged - Out And Half - Lucid, We Were Still Coming Up With Names.

As You Get Older You Realize Your Parents Don't Look So Dumb - And That You're Not As Smart As You Thought You Were.

If A Tree Falls On Your Head In A Forest And No One Hears It, It Still Hurts.

Upstate New York In The Middle Of October. You Can't Get More Beautiful Than That.