Shakespeare Is Like Mashed Potatoes,

I Am Not Living The American Dream; I Am Living The American Fantasy.

I Asked My Dad What Afflicted Meant And He Said 'sickness Son, And Things That Don't Fit.'

In The High School Classroom You Are A Drill Sergent, A Rabbi, A Shoulder To Cry On, A Disciplinarian, A Singer, A Low-level Scholar, A Clerk, A Referee, A Clown, A Counselor, A Dress-code Enforcer, A Conductor, An Apologist, A Philosopher, A Collaborator, A Tap Dancer, A Politician, A Therapist, A Fool, A Traffic Cop, A Priest, A Mother-father-brother-sister-uncle-aunt, A Bookeeper, A Critic, A Psychologist, The Last Straw.

We Never Really Had Any Kind Of A Christmas. This Is One Part Where My Memory Fails Me Completely.

Teacher? I Never Dreamed I Could Rise So High In The World